Mother Muff's

1 egg cooked any style, with your choice of cheese and your choice of 1 meat doubled up, with a side of hash browns, and your choice of bread. Upgrade to a Belgian Waffle or Jalapeño Cheddar Bread for +1.49.

Sliced pork roll with a fried egg, S&P and American cheese served on a brioche bun

Hash browns topped with scrambled eggs, diced tomato, jalapeno, onion and lots of cheddar, your choice of slather, finished with green onion. Try 2 slathers for +1!

Your choice of bacon, scrambled eggs, tomato, onion, hash browns, cheddar in a flour tortilla, your choice of slather. Try 2 slathers for +1!

Hash browns, onion and ham, topped with 2 eggs any style (mother suggests over easy) finished with green onion

Half order (1 split biscuit) Full order (2 split biscuits); your choice of country gravy or meatless country gravy

A classic belgian waffle with 3 hand breaded chicken tenders. Add a shot of Maple Whiskey for $5.50! (No kids allowed)

Hand breaded and fried breast over a split biscuit topped with sausage country gravy and garnished with chopped honey cured bacon, green onion and shredded cheddar

Sweet potatoes with sausage, red pepper and onion, 2 eggs any style (mother suggests over easy) finished with green onion

A giant specialty of the house! Mother-made daily. Add hot chopped bacon +3 (Get 'em while they're hot! Limited quantities available.)

2 egg scramble over hash browns served in a cast iron skillet, topped with your choice of bacon. Spinach, tomato and black olives, topped with feta

2 egg scramble over hash browns served in a cast iron skillet, topped with your choice of bacon. Sausage, cheddar, slathered in your choice of green chili or country gravy finished with green onion. Try 2 slathers for +1!

2 egg scramble over hash browns served in a cast iron skillet, topped with your choice of bacon. Ham, green pepper and onion, topped with cheddar

3 egg omelette, served with hashbrowns, your choice of toast. Ham, green pepper, onion and cheddar

3 egg omelette, served with hashbrowns, your choice of toast. Mushroom, onion, tomato, red pepper and your choice of cheese

3 egg omelette, served with hashbrowns, your choice of toast. Ham, sausage, American cheese, and your choice of bacon

Sausage country gravy, topped with ham, cheddar and scrambled eggs

Meatless country gravy, topped with mushroom, red pepper, onion, cheddar, and scrambled eggs

Sausage country gravy, topped with ham, sausage, green pepper, onion, cheddar and scrambled eggs

2 eggs any style, plus your choice of 2 or 3 items; meat, potatoes, or bread

Classic buttermilk pancakes. Full stack (3 pancakes) / Short stack (2 pancakes)

Buttermilk pancakes topped with sauteed blueberries. Full stack (3 pancakes) / Short stack (2 pancakes)

Classic buttermilk belgian waffle

Buttermilk pancakes topped with sauteed blueberries

Thick cut french toast dusted with powdered sugar; full stack (3 slices) short stack (2 slices)

5 slices of bacon served in a basket; 4 slices of one type of bacon and one chocolate dipped slice. +1 for a basket of all chocolate.

Topped with spicy cheese sauce, bacon and green onions.

Topped with spicy cheese sauce, house made green chili and green onions.

Served with marinara dipping sauce.

Choice of ranch, honey mustard, bbq or bleu cheese dipping sauce, served with french fries. Try 'em buffalo style for +1.49.

Served with marinara dipping sauce.

Served with horsey cream and ranch dipping sauce.

These come plain Jane. Try 'em with caramel drizzle and a good shake of powdered sugar or our spicy cheese sauce for +1.99.

Spinach, feta, onion, cucumber, mushroom, black olive and tomato. Dressings: Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Caesar, Honey Mustard, Italian, Balsamic Vinaigrette.

Lettuce, ham, chicken, bacon, cucumber, tomato, hard boiled egg and cheddar.

Lettuce, parmesan and croutons.

A bowl of mother made tomato basil soup with a grilled cheese sandwich on Texas toast.

Served open face on Texas toast, topped with fries and jalapeño cheddar cheese sauce (no side with this one, it's on the burger). Our burgers are fresh—never frozen—all beef 1/2 pounders. Served on Brioche bun, except where noted, with a side of fries. LTO upon request only | Make any burger a double +5.49 | Vegetarian patty available at no extra charge.

1 egg any style, American cheese, your choice of bacon, served on Texas toast. Mother suggests over easy!

Spinach, black olives and feta.

Served on open faced Texas toast with green chili, jalapeños and habanero jack.

Peanut butter, cheddar and your choice of bacon. No, really! It's amazing...

Served on a glazed donut with cheddar and your choice of bacon.

2 all beef patties (one full sinful pound) with American, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle.

Plain or with cheese (add a buck).

Cheddar, bbq and your choice of bacon.

Mother made tenderized pork loin, breaded and fried, served with pickles and mustard on a brioche bun. Sandwiches served with a side of fries.

Sliced Taylor ham with a fried egg, S&P, and American cheese served on a brioche bun.

Half pound of your choice of bacon (about 8 slices), with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo and swiss served on jalapeño cheddar bread.

Cheddar, American, swiss and tomato with your choice of bacon on Texas toast (add a burger patty for +5 - you won't regret it).

A simple club with ham and turkey, swiss and American, battered and flash fried with a shake of powdered sugar, side of spicy grape jelly.

Slow cooked, thinly sliced prime rib sautéed with onion and peppers. topped with swiss on a hoagie roll (try a side of horsey cream sauce).

Mother made tuna salad topped with melted swiss and tomato. Served on jalapeño cheddar bread, add your choice of bacon for +2.49.

House breaded and fried, topped with lettuce, tomato and mayo on a brioche bun. Try it buffalo style for +1!

Housemade mary mix with vodka. Pick your rim: Kosher salt, Old Bay or Mother's Spicy Salt Mix.

Housemade Mary mix with tequila.

Housemade Mary mix with Jameson.

Housemade Mary mix with white rum.

Housemade Mary mix with vodka and wasabi.

Housemade Mary mix with beef broth and vodka.

Clamato spiced up to match our own Mary mix with vodka.

Pineapple, ham.

Ham, bacon, spicy italian sausage, pepperoni.

Mushroom, black olive, onion, green pepper.

Pepperoni, spicy italian sausage, green pepper, onion.

Back to basics with this one.

A sphere of vanilla ice cream, kissed with captain crunch, flash fried and served with caramel and chocolate sauce on a bed of whipped cream. Add hot chopped bacon +2.99. We proudly source our ice cream locally from Colorado City Creamery.

Vanilla ice cream, squished between 2 homemade chocolate chip cookies.

Slice of Honey Cured Bacon, Blue Cheese Stuffed Olives, Pepperoncini, Pickle Spear, Olive Juice, Pepperoncini Juice, Pickle Juice, Beef Broth, Porter Beer, Fresh Horseradish, Sriracha Hot Sauce, Wasabi.

7oz. Coors Light Beer Back, 7oz. Premium Beer Back.

Vanilla ice cream, fresh squeezed orange juice and champagne.

Deep Eddy Peach Vodka, grenadine, fresh squeezed orange juice and champagne.

Melon liqueur, splash of fresh squeezed OJ and champagne with an orange garnish.

Tito's Gluten Free Vodka, raspberry liqueur and champagne with a sugared rim (Wire hanger not included).

Hpnptiq liqueur, pineapple juice and champagne.

A fun twist on an old classic - a dash of triple sec, cranberry juice and champagne, garnished with an orange.

X-Rated liqueur, fresh squeezed orange juice and champagne.

Fresh strawberry puree with champagne.

Redemption Bourbon, steamed milk, vanilla syrup, espresso.

Baileys, gingerbread syrup, coffee.

Malibu, Kahlua, Baileys, steamedmilk, espresso.

Captain Morgan, butterscotch schnapps, simple syrup, cream, coffee.

Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey Whiskey, cream, coffee.

Kahlua, Black Raspberry Liqueur, Nitro Milk Stout, espresso. Served over ice.

Left Hand Milk Stout, Maker's Mark Bourbon, simple syrup, cream, coffee. Served over ice.

Kraken Dark Rum, Malibu, pineapple juice, orange juice.

Skye Blood Orange Vodka, soda water, splash of cranberry juice.

Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka, Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka, Lemonade, splash of soda water.

Milagro Silver Tequila, Grand Marnier, lime juice, simple syrup, sweet & sour and orange marmalade.

Woody Creek Lavender Gin, lemonade, orange juice, splash of Starry.

Vanilla ice cream with a shot of Jim Beam Bourbon.

Vanilla ice cream, Kahlua, Pearl Vanilla Vodka, Baileys.

Vanilla ice cream, Crème de Menthe, Crème de Cacao with a chocolate syrup swirl.

Vanilla ice cream, Goldschlager, Frangelico, Baileys.

Vanilla ice cream, Jim Beam Bourbon, malt mix, chocolate syrup.

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Cerveceria Colorado / Denver, CO

Great Divide Brewing / Denver, CO

Great Divide Brewing Company / Denver, CO

Steamworks Brewery / Durango, CO

Ska Brewing / Durango, CO

Eddyline Brewing / Buena Vista, CO

Breckenridge Brewing / Littleton, CO

Dry Dock Brewing Company / Aurora, CO

Avery Brewing Company / Boulder, CO

Odell Brewing Company / Fort Collins, CO

Odell Brewing Company / Fort Collins, CO

Denver Beer Co. / Denver, CO

Small Town Brewery / Wauconda, IL

Boseman, MT

Golden, CO

St. Louis, MO

St. Louis, MO

Mexico

St. Louis, MO

Rocky Mountain Soda Company / Denver, CO

Brewed especially for Mother Muff's by Odell Brewing Company / Fort Collins, CO

Red Leg Brewing Company / Colorado Springs, CO

Upslope Brewery / Boulder, CO

Goat Patch Brewing / Colorado Springs, CO

Left Hand Brewing / Longmont, CO

Red Leg Brewery / Colorado Springs, CO

Oskar Blues Brewery / Longmont, CO

Eddyline Brewing / Buena Vista, CO

Snow Capped Cider / Cedaredge, CO

Pabst Brewing Company / Milwaukee, WI

Bristol Beehive Honey Wheat and 360° Raspberry vodka

What's on Draft Lager and Snow Capped Honey Crisp Cider

Bristol Beehive Honey Wheat and Deep Eddy Peach

Red Wine

Red Wine

Red Wine

White Wine

White Wine

White Wine

Specialty Coffee

Specialty Coffee

Specialty Coffee

Specialty Coffee

Specialty Coffee

Specialty Coffee

Milkshake

Milkshake

Milkshake

Made with Colorado City Creamery Vanilla Ice Cream

Juice

Juice

Juice

Juice

Juice

Fountain Soda

Fountain Soda

Fountain Soda

Fountain Soda

Fountain Soda

Fountain Soda

Fountain Soda

Rocky Mtn Soda Co. 12oz Cans

Rocky Mtn Soda Co. 12oz Cans

Rocky Mtn Soda Co. 12oz Cans

Rocky Mtn Soda Co. 12oz Cans